From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.  


ACTUAL SENTENCES TAKEN FROM LETTERS RECEIVED BY THE WELFARE DEPARTMENT IN 
APPLICATION FOR STATE AID.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but 
one died and was baptised on a half sheet of paper.

I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years 
old. When do I get my money?

Mrs. Jones hasn't had any clothes for a year and has been regularly visited by 
the clergy.

I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?

I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.

This is my eigth child. What are you going to do about it?

Please find out for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am living with
can't eat or anything till he knows.

I am very much annoyed to find that you branded my son illiterate. This is a 
dirty lie, as I was married a week before he was born.

In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. 
I hope this is satisfactory.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 3 children, one of which is a
mistake, and you can see.

My husband got his project cut off a week ago, and I haven't had any relief
since.

Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an
immortal life.

You have changed my little boy into a little girl. Will this make any
difference? 

In accordance  with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the 
enclosed envelope.

I want my money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor
for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I'll have
to send for another doctor.




                  
	                     From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.